The judge asked him to speak
All he kept on saying was
The money made me do it
The money drove me to it
The money did that
The money did this
Then the judge said looking at
The money infront of him
If you can  convince
This money to talk
I will set you free from all charges
He then looked at the pile of money
Crying profusely he said
Your honour
Don't you know....MONEY CANT TALK