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C Mahood
Poems
Jun 2018
Mammy Said
Time for school,
Get out of bed,
Come on now lazy,
I know your not dead.
Stop pretending,
don’t make a fuss,
You need to get dressed,
Or you miss the bus!
No time for a shower,
Get washed in the sink.
Remember your ears,
And you pits or you'll stink!
Get some toast and your shoes,
Then strait out the door,
No you cant pull a sickie,
So Get up off the floor!
You’ve eaten your breakfast,
Now your belly is full,
Now get out of my sight,
GET YOUR **** INTO SCHOOL!
Tee typical words of a Mother from Ulster.
#funny
#irish
#ulster
#mammy
#random
#childerens
#poetry
#nonsence
Written by
C Mahood
31/M/Ireland
(31/M/Ireland)
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