Here 'bouts we draw out the y'all And the thank you, ma'ams With that syrupy thick tongue Of a southern traditional Slow fine China sit-down with Cloth napkins Dinner of turnip greens tangy Bits of ham drenched In karo syrup The warmest homemade soft rolls Of course sweet tatos Orange unique sweetness Snap peas, too sweet-tea Lip licking politeness Formal In tradition reserved For only the white folks Way down south We molasses Slow to spit out The Reality of How do Or morn' We tend- Us good old folk- To live like its still 1865. Slower still to Want to face It's now 2018.