When it comes before you're ready for the novel to be over And you weep days weeks on end because the characters you've learned to know took into your soul pretended or saw were so real then after five six hundred single-spaced pages don't go on anymore you lost Frodo scout or Holly lost your reality then go into withdrawals Like a habitual offender Once I finish a book like that I sit And ponder God how I'd like to be able to write a novel That could make People feel awfully ******* lost And depressed when it's Over.