Hey there Frank

How’s it goin’ John?

Well I think I’ve left this
Thing on my chest too long

Well let me see,
Well look at that!
Turns out you’re gay!

Do you want to get
Smacked?

Frank had a laugh and
then continued
Why its just a crush,
I thought you knew?

Well yes I know
But lookey here
Its gone and festered
And spread o’re theer

What’s that, are you,
Southern now, or is it
Just a side effect of
A new woman found?






No I’m just playing
I don’t like how
Quickly this has spread
Especially so soon after
My last relationship’s dead

Well you’re right that part
Is slightly concerning…
Here take two of these
And call me in the morning

What are these

Arsenic

Godbless

No, just a cold shower and
Night of introspectiveness.
That should root out any
Rebound infections

Then as usual go to max
For his reflections?

As always. I just talked with him, you remember
Ms. Parker

Our old 5th grade teacher?
How could I forget!

Well she’s just been named
Principal

No ****!

No seriously she got
The promotion

Oh I’m glad she
Was such a good teacher

And just think, just
Nine years after
We were with her

Yea well, we are
Getting up there in years

Oh shut the **** up
We’re still we behind the ears

Alright well take care
Bud ill see you
Over break

Totally man we can play some games


A Second Opinion


Hey there John

How’s it goin’ Max?

Not bad, I just got
Referred here by Cerny

Ah, I just talked to him

That’s what he told me

Well I heard you’ve
Something of an infection

Yes, but not the good
Kind

Thanks for that distinction

Frank said it was a crush

Well that’s what he told me but my festering state aint too pretty

Well I’ll take a look although
He’s probably right
John’s got another crush what A stud


Alright alright enough, here it is,
Tell me doc, is it rough?

Well, do you want the good
News first or last

First

You’ve certainly got
Something

Oh God

For a girl

Please don’t

Is she cute?

Of course you dolt!
And kind and god fearing too
Yet I don’t want to rush

Who’d want to? Just enjoy
Yourself and don’t be a
****, use protection

*******

That’s the spirit!



When are you coming
back? We haven’t talked in ages

Around spring but I
Forget the dates

Well call or ill find
And **** you

I wouldn’t expect anything less.