No, don’t put that chip in your mouth You know it’s not good for you And don’t even think about buying that chocolate You know what it’ll do Emily, why can’t you just be normal Eat broccoli and spinach like the rest of us Not fast food plus sizes
Why can’t you live in our universe Nothing tastes better than skinny feels So shape us those meals Don’t act like you’re a size zero When you stuff your face with honey nut cheerios Don’t make your eating habits a lie The truth shows in your thighs
Why can't you live in our universe Where our legs are straw thin And our arms consist of only bone and skin Our wrists as small as our singular chin
Why can’t you live in our universe Where we’re all skinny And we’re all perfect twigs Where we look down on the non-existent pigs
Emily, why can’t you be skinny?
Because being skinny makes me feel like dirt I mean, what is it worth All I can conclude is that Skinny hurts