My head jimmies like a key with Tourette's and I feel what can only be described as a sour taste in my ears. If that's even possible.
Bzzzz.
My shoulders **** up like mountainous pimples, that appear from nowhere, that I struggle to flatten. If that's even possible.
Bzzzzz.
My hands are now styrofoam talons at my desk, envious of others' measly yet cranberry soaked toothpicks. Mine almost comfort that *******. How is this possible?
Bzzzzzz.
I shut my eyes, and I hope he has dropped dead. Though his black and yellow stripes should put him behind bars, he is here to stay in that never-ending cursed halo around my head. How is he possible?