[In order to "Get" this in it's intended inference,
you MUST read her poem first.
It will make more sense and come off more "correctly" then.]
Click on the link in the comments section below.

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I would never pay to lay with a woman.
Not in desperation or loneliness, what ever you'd call it.
I'd sooner wrap the money around the column of tension ...
Do my deed and return it back to my wallet.

There are BILLIONS of women ...
All soft and warm.
I love their company ...
Yes, that is my norm.

But there is something
they must understand ...
They can always be easily replaced
With EITHER of my hands!

So this warning ...
It should be heeded ...
I've NO fear of your "Power of the P" ...
And no batteries are ever NEEDED!

To use your precious womanhood as a weapon ...
To this, I can only say "Ouch!"
Such a crime to abuse expression so sacred ...
So I guess I'll go sleep on the couch!

I'm sure you know, that I love it there, in front of my TV ...
You must forever keep this in your head.
And in retaliation, there I will stay ...
until you BEG me back to our bed!

All this talk about toys and hands replacing
something we all know that we need and we'd miss.
All this nonsense is just blowing smoke ...
because NOTHING can replace ...
a warm and passionate kiss.