I have a secret which feels so wrong. There's this very beautiful lady Who sends me photos in her thong Morning and night, every day. Her salutations comes via text I haven't yet the courage to reply, To ignore her makes me really vex. This is reversion, a deadly play With unknown consequences, What do I do, how long can I resist? I see not far through these righteous lenses Yet without these secret messages, I cant Exist! I caught myself secretly praying for her to stop Another part of me doesn't want to let her go, Maybe I can intentionally let the phone drop, Or find a bourbon and drown my ***** ego. Even that will not help change a **** thing For I will still wake up to the daunting reality Of the dilemma that has changed everything Which is my deep little secret with this thong lady.