I'm going to take you to another kind of place,
But, honey, you have to make sure you're ready.
I can promise highs without needing to take hits,
But you'll have to hold on tight because **** gets heavy

I know that things won't always be steady
Your shoulders may sometimes carry additional weight..
I'm unaware if you're used to that already

While I confess it has a certain type of mystique,
My story has been extreme; the loads have been hefty.
The waves of life that I get to ride are an enigma..
Will you be able to cope with it when **** gets heavy?

Those lines separating right from wrong get a bit blurry..
Will you be in over your head when things escalate?
Don't come if you're afraid of this getting messy..

You'll be given a crash-course in why I constantly stress.
The few that pass are the few that impress me.
The reward is a loyalty that has yet to fail
So don't lose your breath or fall to panic; **** gets heavy