One, Two Four Life can be a bore I hardly hear myself snore If you don't like me, hit the door You're a tourist, I'm the detour It's not because my favorite number is four It's because I have no luck I am the cement that never leaves the truck The person that thinks he is decent but really ***** My mind is in a constant flux If misfortune was normally regular, mine would be a Deluxe I like game shirts, but I'll gladly wear a tux My last name isn't Dux But I like to feel like my situation is rare I know that statement is bare With logic Maybe I should ask the Tajiks