Tomorrow should be getting closer. But is it? I must answer no, sir. Whatever speed we walk or run We’re no closer than when we’d first begun. Like the carrot dangled in front of the *** (I apologize if this sounds crass - I refer to the animal here of course A second cousin to the horse) We chase the carrot till our days are through, And then we die. I am afraid it’s true - Without getting the carrot, ain’t that a *****? We might die poor or we might die rich, But our tomorrow’s the same no matter what we do, So I offer up this thought to you– Let’s stop and share glass of Claret And let other ***** chase the carrot.