she was queen for a day brought to you by the Red Cross and Freezone to lift off those painful foot corns and lets not forget the good folks at HEET for those aching back muscles strong yet doesn't burn and comes with a handy dandy applicator
she could have anything she wanted all she had to do was ask for it on TV after becoming the winning contestant for a life more tragic then all the others
the competition was stiff who would break hearts the most and get the biggest ovation for all who came to see the suffering and move the needle on the life ****-o-meter
which lady of endless sorrows would be the gleeful queen of white knuckle terrors the winner of the race to the bottom circa 1958
and i was eleven years old
the winner was wrapped by her very own glittery subjects in a plush royal queens cape and placed upon her crown a twinkling tiara then enthroned and bestowed a bouquet of flowers from the magnificent Carl's of Hollywood
she a mottled exhausted woman withered by life's harrowing cruelties hollowed by fear and heaping despair flickered like staccato lighting on black and white TV for all of America to see
cause every dinner cookin vacuum cleanin dish washin bathroom scrubin dirt sweepin house wife goddess of the vacuum cleaner and handy scrub would flop herself on the couch with a jin and tonic put her feet up hair in curlers before dinner and dishes for the squabbling brood and her very own tyrannical Ralph Cramden huba huba hubby king of her cracked castle and grab a pack of Marlboro's. Pall mall reds Kent's or Chesterfield cigarettes blow smoke and watch QUEEN FOR A DAY
today's QUEEN FOR A DAY Miss Clarice Williams trembling almost to the point of tears implored humbly for a gurney so that her fifteen year old son who was mentally slow and shot in the stomach could be rolled outside on the porch and feel the sunlight on his face for the first time in years
they lavished her with the Bomgardner Hydro-level cot for the paralyzed sure that it would do just the trick plus a miniature transistor ham radio so you could even hear what there sayin all the way in Japan plus a Teltape tape recorder and a brand new automatic laundry machine and dryer from the nice folks at Westinghouse
but thats not all
a star studded vacation where the stars stay at the deluxe knickerbocker hotel where you can lounge at the pool or your own royal suite and have dinner at the exotic Polynesia Beach Combers Wicki Wicki Room all the way in the land of the hoochi coochi