If you cheated on your spouse Do the right thing and tell the truth Lies only make things worse Running away only makes you look guilty
What proof do they have anyway ? Are the photos a dead giveaway Maybe it was the social media that caused a stir Did your ex call you just to say hi?
Or are you still in love with your old flame Your older now its a different game. Wives seem more demanding than the old days They have changed but I stay the same
Being hurt by adultery can ruin your life Your old now... why not try a dating service Match keeps telling me there are plenty of offers A bunch of money I need to date Miss Hopper
Ever see a 60 year old on a dating site? They seem out of place and expect a few winners And its the man who pays for dinner and drinks Its a new ballgame you must take time and think
You get lots of women who want a sugar daddy They will say anything to get a free date. But most of the time the others just shy away Finding Waldo is the name of the game.
But this online dating is just plane strange Its not really a great way to find a new lover Most of the women you meet on chat Have other issues like having no car
Do you really want to drive that far away? For a coffee date that's miles away I didn't even get in my car What I wanted was just to far to drive I had to call and cancel at the last hour
Everything is so out of place And I hear the Aliens are coming from space September 23rd has been mentioned a lot Maybe they will abduct me instead
I don't really have any choice It's just a pain to find a good lover Women have it much easier if pretty They can pick and choose without pressure
Because another manΒ Β is always flirting And I was the one who let her get stolen