I've half a bottle of cider In my bedroom at home I'll drink it, when I go back I'll write some more Then doubtless, switch it up, to *** It tastes like **** But it's a hit And the closest I'll get to a gun Twice as lethal, thrice as slow It is my remedy For all of those evil thoughts And no one loving me It seems, when I am drinking My brain shuts the **** up It lets me write It lets me dream And I've not thrown my guts up