Slaughter the steer, bake the bread
Clouds are forming overhead
80% as soon as noon
It will be raining in Au Jus

Perfect weather for the dip
Pray for it 100%
Some will step outside mouths open wide
As Au Jus falls from the sky

But don't stay out too long you might get burned
As Au Jus pours down rather warm
Take it from me it's best to eat
When the Au Jus is through puddling

Before a swift wind blows in from the South
Taking with it the thickening clouds
To leave us all with sandwich in hand
Waiting for it to rain Au Jus again