Yes, it's true, Earthlings, One of life's strangest things, No one is alone, God sent viruses to make us moan, With influenza, no one is alone, I'm full of germs a'breeding, Cotton wool legs are a'pleading, The virus is procreating, Here I flake, incubating, One of life's strangest things, God sent us viruses to make us moan, No one is alone, no? Tongue kiss, anyone, no?????