Here's their "knowledge" Here's the scoop NOT scuttlebutt... the REAL ****! Be ye Popeye or Betty Boop They will draw you in their loop...
This rope will hold you... it ain't loose You will find it is a NOOSE.
This is interesting to read Though it's crazy... that's agreed You'll think these people smokin' ****!
In the beginning there were some thetans (Interesting that rhymes with SATAN) They were bored with all the waiting
They were bored. Nothing to do. These thetans could be me or you Then... VIOLA... right on cue... Here's an idea! The other shoe!
YES! Let's PLAY! We'll play a GAME! It will be FUN! IT HAS A NAME!
M atter. E nergy. S pace. T ime. The MEST universe! How sublime! To find it's secrets will cost no dime But thousands of BUCKS! Should be a CRIME.
So these thetans all AGREE. IT WAS THAT AGREEMENT, you see. The M. E. S. T. Universe. (Smokin' TREE? Was Ronnie Hubbard on LSD?) We were AGREED you & me That this game would then just BE.
Dynamite brains blow off my HAT? It don't need no S.A.T. My mind needs no extra watts To figure out the problem with THAT.
Can you think of ANY COUPLE Whether married for 60 years WHO AGREE ON EVERYTHING???
RIDICULOUS.
So there you have it. Their Genesis I'll bring you more. There's quite a list. But I think you have the gist.
SCIENCE FICTION!!! Not M. E. S. T. but MISSED!
Catherine E Jarvis SoulSurvivor (C) 2/23/2017
This is the second in my series on The "Church" of Scientology.
I was a member. Actually on staff. Recruited at the age of 17 (a KID... what did I know?) It was a descision that would, eventually, almost RUIN MY LIFE!