My country is full of people too violent and dumb to be anything else. We value money, bodies, and your stuff because it is not ours yet.
My flag is wrapped around some white-trash hick's *******. You look different than us and that is ******* terrifying; please leave while we stay in your country, 'protecting you'.
My country is home to religious freedom, as long as the religion is Christianity.
My country is the world's greatest melting ***, but we'd prefer all ingredients to be the same or die.
My country is a joke, thinking it's the standard the world desires to achieve.
My country is the world police, creating tension, harassing you, hating you, taking from you.