I have never been 40 it's coming soon it's just around the corner The big 4-0 looms I have Never been 40 I haven't got a clue Will my hair turn grey How much will I lose? I have never been 40 What do I do I've heard all the horror stories I don't want to face the truth I'm turning 40 Goodbye to my youth Can some one please help me I'm turning 4-0 and singing the blues Will I lose my teeth Have to gum my food Wear knee high socks? Watch the news I'm turning 40 My life is through What is next Nothing to look forward to It's all downhill Oh ******* ******* What to do I'm turning 4-0 Yeah my life is through