Dyslexia, mixed messages Everything so confusing Susceptible to misusing; A 'B' becomes a 'D' instantaneously And screws things up simultaneously.
A short trip from insanity to inanity. Fiscal confuses with physical Turning laudable into laughable So quickly eyes can't disguise Whether one means the skies Or perhaps one means this guy's.
If read, confusion and contusion Seem like quibbling over siblings But things like read and read Only different when they're said Take un-signalled turns in the head And instead come out backward, Which should be spelled backword.
Muddling and confuddling resides Issuing thundering broadsides, Rendering and sundering any Blundering inadept ineptitudes Like some kind of garbled beatitudes. Some take hostile attitudes.
Wheedling and wheeling away Beetling and saying it wrong; Maybe a song can be written And some tongues can be bitten, Taken aback by words taken back, As the Raven said "Never more!"