Skyscrapers and green fields The opposite of what I had pictured it to be No dry grass or cactuses But suddenly a tornado struck Dallas And we were stuck at the hotel We were like "oh well!" No complains, just smiles Didn't tip the valet guys Sorry fellas, we're not used to your system yet The next time we won't forget! Stopped at Dairy Queen for a banana split It's too late anyway to try to stay fit They played the Banjo song from Deliverance and some gentlemen with Cowboy hats started to dance Finally I got to see the stereotypes in the land with the stars and stripes We missed our turkey but saw some coyotes instead On every road armadillos lay dead Waved good bye at the border of New Mexico Hated to see us leave but loved to watch us go