We arrived (as the brochure indicated) at a treeless station, only To find the fond cities dying, And one or two savage urchins beating Each other’s faces and tearing clothes. We learnt later that our relation, Leopold Muckslick, Having abandoned his job, grew desperately thin, and, Giving up the Ghost, set himself alight and jumped in the Thames. (He was unable to greet us.) After many fretful minutes, filled with the clanging of old bells and engines letting off steam, We decided (and not a moment too soon, either) to board a taxi. As we drove away, a blue-and-white scarfed crowd of a hundred or more Began to clash with a blue-and-helmeted crowd of twenty, at a guess. Only a side-window of our taxi took a knock As we screeched beyond the flailing crowds and cold railings, though We had realised by then that our journey had no sponsor And our brochure was a nothing-lyre. We became preoccupied with Leopold, With water and with fire.
This poem was runner-up in the All London Silver Jubilee Poetry Competition in 1977 (when I really was trying to be a poet!). Hope you like it even though it is as old as the "engines letting off steam".