Elephants and donkeys fighting it out in the trenches My blue coat stained with the entrails of orange trolls iv slain in fierce hand to hand combat fighting to keep us safe from the filthy madman with no soul
Here in our trench we bluecoats share a meal and laugh among ourselves strong hearts of brave men and women good people with a righteous cause we tell tales of our exploits slaying the never ending lies that spew from the despicable orange horde
A flash of light and explosion shatters the night as the enemy releases some photo-op or soundbite meant to destroy us we all laugh and shoot it full of holes such weak lies are easily destroyed
We are Hillary Clinton's army sent to do battle with the weak minded and insane orange trolls they fight in the name of evil they fight in the name of the orange beast
We will win there is no doubt in my heart i look around me proud comradeship bluecoats defending the world from the small minds of evil orange men fight on brothers and sisters fight on with Hillary leading us we will prevail