Tranquility washes over me in sonic waves The wind is light as it pushes the sails on a broad reach thirty five miles offshore at a slow, but steady five knots I spy the beast as he expels his briny breath at the surface P F O O S H and spray explodes! Mine eyes have struck a rare sight to behold! I watch his black back rise and fall upon this watery wasteland Forgetting fear, I am enthralled from the safety of my vessel He S O U N D S disappearing into the abyss, but I sense something amiss when then I catch him from the corner of my eye TEN FEET AWAY before diving beneath the keel My heart is pounding in my ears and I am not sure what to feel Panic? He surfaces once more and I am blasted by his pfooshy misted kiss And blinking one grey omniscient eye he says goodbye So long, curious cetaceous friend I've cheated death again!