Once when we were kids Mum had fun throwing a dinner party.
I could tell because there were stains on the tablecloth but no one was crying, and the food upgraded from sausage rolls to Sushi and Olives.
I want one- -You can't, Mum said they're for adults- I want a Olives- said the back of my 4 year old sister as she went to try the New Thing.
The Olive was carefully chosen and examined with 4 years of culinary expertise, swirled around a gummy mouth and promptly returned to its post.
It was yuck - she informed me and her breathless twin from the safety of the veranda after weaving her way through the adult legs strewn around the Good Lounge without even so much as a 'woe betide you child if you're in here again.'
So we sat and thought about parties and Good Lounges and woe betides drinking juice, and watched our Uncle fill his plate with sushi and olives, singing tonelessly to ABBA before spilling his beer on the floor .