She's a purple laffy taffy Just a tiny bit snazzy But not in the least bit ****** She's always got a joke To lighten the mood And maybe share a Coke Though sometimes she's a difficult brand to be chewed she's blunt And doesn't bother putting up a front Her wrapper makes you laugh But her insides are just like a gaff She's a rock in the cold light of day But an ocean in the warm breeze of May She is a mystery With a long history She doesn't always feel good enough Because the other taffys are saying that's she's rough But she's got her own thing going Even without the other taffys knowing So you can keep on throwing rocks But one day she's gonna knock off your socks