In lifeless patterns of repetition, the congregation of the dead assemble, eddying around the Light of Truth; lacking reverence, they sadly tremble
and cringe during the Sunday Service, seeking loopholes from accountability; after all, regular attendance grants the sacred status of Church nobility.
Meanwhile, frustrated ministers hurl their verbal rocks, in futile attempts to **** out their spiritual deadwood, unaware that their righteous contempt
reveals their inability to love others. Some lacking understanding may wander in, since membership dues may be optional. Come join the Church Petri dish of sin
to learn new zombie techniques of gnawing on the flesh of religious, blind souls; with Bible clubs and tongues of hell-fire, receive your training and go on patrol.
Most folks know that ‘iron sharpens iron’; so come and let us beat you mentally down; since we’re unable to mature any further, let’s make sure that you leave with a frown.