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Austin Bauer
Poems
Jun 2016
Flaming Hot Cheetos
The trick with flaming hot Cheetos
Is to eat all that you want
Before you drink any water.
If you eat some, and then drink,
And then eat some more,
Your stomach will be an ocean
With breakers crashing to and fro
On the banks of your inner shores.
It will not feel nice, so make sure
To follow this advice; for I am, when
It comes to Cheetos, an old man who
Has for learned from my many years
Of eating one way, and eating the other.
And I have found the better of the two,
So heed my authority.
#ocean
#hot
#yum
#tides
#flaming
#cheetos
Written by
Austin Bauer
Bay City, MI
(Bay City, MI)
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