My glass is half-full but I know where I'm coming from how does time fly - it seems to when you're having fun it's a game of two halves and I'm good in the second I could have done better but still won I reckoned
I tried to second-guess but didn't come off best you wish, in your dreams and all the rest I've tried so hard but not in my back yard how do I look - not too good in the leotard
I'm watching Peter Kay - what does that guy say? by the time he get's to The Phoenix - they'll be closed, hey! what you need is a make-over - so I had one I looked like botoxed ******* when it was done
I've been compromised, unrecognized and my jewels are oversized - I didn't ask to be circumsised