Hats are funny
Some look dapper, some belong on a dummy
Some have a great upside, like a day that's sunny
But wait, this may sound funny
Why am I writing about hats, is there too much alcohol in my tummy?

Well hats to me aren't just accessories
They're an odd source of inspiration you see
When I'm stuck with writers block and it's slowly destroying me
I sit in my closet and put on a cap
Then the creative juices begin to flow through me :)