Alcohol.



Bet that got your attention.
In alcohol's defense

I've done some pretty dumb **** while completely sober too.

I know the thoughts

that are twerking in your head right now.

This ***** is crazy.

So are you.

If you're not

then why the hell are you reading this?

Gone?

Now that the insane remain, may I continue?

You are here reading my story for a reason.

Because your crazy

and the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world

are the ones who do.

No, these are not my words.

These are very words he told me.

Yeah, he told this crazy *****

that she can change the world.

She didn't believe him.

And I didn't.
Impossible.

He's just quoting after Steve Jobs.

(RIP).

The only reasons everyone loves quotes

is because they know it isn't reality.

Reality.

The world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealism ornotional ideal of them.

Yes, my fellow crazy *****,

I googled it.

My reality?

The things I want to happen.

The things that happen when I don't want them to.

Not my reality.

So the sane people?

Not real.

So insane?

My reality.

My reality?

It's insane.

This is my story.