I find myself locked in a chamber of blocks I'm not sure of the time since I don't have a clock And it might have been days but my head's in a haze Hell it may have been weeks since I entered this maze
My route might be round and I'm hearing these sounds That suggest maybe soon my own death might be found There's clanking and groaning, I just heard a hiss This shrub with a face looking awfully ******
I dismissed of the notion of friendly emotion The plant just exploded and caused a commotion There's lava and gravel just fell on my head If I didn't fall sideways I'd likely be dead
But I fell down a ledge and another live hedge Snuck up and demolished some half of the edge So now I'll dig up but I don't have a pick It's awfully hard since the stone is quite thick
And my friends are all ***** and they don't hear my screams From this pit in a cavern knee deep in a stream So please take my advice 'fore you dig in the earth It's more likely than not going to not be quite worth it
Inspired by Yahtzee's wonderful poem about FTL (found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi-VNkT57oE), I decided to write a poem about Minecraft. This is something I never anticipated doing, but anyway, here it is!