she drank slow but had this skip in her dance. she ordered me a gin and tonic on the rocks. she eyed me across the street (i’m losing track of time). she marched in front of me, leading me to an apartment. the walls were painted black and the lights were a shade of blue rain. there were two floors in the penthouse. she giggled when i told her how nervous i was. i felt my glass shake, this mixture of pale ale and oranges resembled a tsunami. my eyes convulsed like cracked sidewalks during earthquakes; my teeth were grinding, (not like a dance to ****** but rather the last lick of hope for the protagonist in slasher flicks screaming for help). she told me everything would be okay. she undressed herself and told me god doesn’t watch her when she sleeps; rather, he takes the night off and works overtime in the morning.
i fell in love on the second floor of her apartment, i don’t know why it took me two stories to tell her.
rough translation: she needs a golden calculator to divide. she tweeted about how math made her happy and i fell in love so hard