"if yer just gonna go leaping off them cliffs
reaching for yer ever-so-beloved
injudicial conclusions about lil' ol' me
then, by golly, next time i'll just go an' do it, ******!

i mean,
if that's what yer yernin' for,
to flaunt yer scepter of Punishment,
uh, whoops, i totally meant to say Justice,
(if the court would kindly pardon that lil' Freudian slip)
then who would i be to complicate things
for you?

see, how's I sees it is:
if the trouble's all the same for me,
no matter what i do
then i reckon the least i can do
is make **** sure i deserve it!

then it'll be a fair court, at last,
yer Honor.

the defense is restless."