I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
"Tip me over and pour me out!"

I'm a little teapot, full and hot,
Ready for romance, and for quite a lot
Passionate and strong, all I've got
Is what's inside my pure white ***.

I'm a little teapot, partly mild
Still sentimental, still just a child
When he came along, on him I piled
Half my inside, from there it just spiraled.

I'm a little teapot with no brew
Poured all I had for the one before you
So if you're wanting love, then you'll be blue
Cause he drank me up, if only I knew.

I'm a little teapot, cracked and grey
Unused for sixteen long years to the day
Parts of me are missing, ere more I'll stay
The one who poured all her love away.