The Butt Store

Do you need a new butt? Will yours just not do? Well honey I've got the store for you! A gallery for butts Come one, come all! There's all kinds of butts Both big and small We've got butts that are big Butts that are round We've got butts that make A tiny "toot" sound Butts that are flat And butts super small Butts on short people Butts for people who are tall We've got butts that are firm Hard in your grasp Butts that are flabby But nice ones at that Butts so big They cover the seat And butts that are tiny Cute and petite We've got baby butts With the softest of skin Old ones that show How old, where they've been Butts that are fake so plump and new Butts that are real Which are far in few But what's this? A butt we don't know? Yes it's your butt! And just look at it glow! It's so very unique It's one-of-a-kind! Yes that trunk back there Is quite some behind! You don't need a new butt Why yours is so you! Who would wear it If it wasn't on you? Show off that butt girl! Because it's got class You'll have everyone saying "What an amazing * * *"

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