this is a fine morning and the man in the bathroom mirror smiles though he admittedly isn't the friendliest person but honestly he seemed genuinely glad to be awake and alive on such an Autumn day with the birds chirping and the window near the kitchen slightly ajar allowing safe passage to a nice chill breeze. he finds the cat up as well meowing "Good morning!" cheerfully and innocently in its tiny cat voice and he chuckles and meows back in the most accurate manner available. on the kitchen table there's a mug of coffee, the newspaper rolled like a cigar, a plate of waffles, bacon, scrambled eggs and powdered happiness which the man gobbles wholeheartedly while reading the day's fresh headlines: President Declares Peace on Earth, Local Man Defeats Dog - Gives Too Many Treats, Cop Buys Medical Lemonade From Child's Lemonade Stand, World Hunger Exterminated... permitting the felines to rule our existence was truly the best of ideas!
There is no God but if there was He would be a Cat.