2 eyes full of mischief And soft tender lips A nose in the centre And sometimes reddened, bright cheeks A pair of ears in which to listen A beard to keep it all warm Attached to kissable neck and strong shoulders For everyone else's burdens to form Enveloping warm arms Offer a steady embrace Get brought in closer by the arms And then fall deeply for the face A chest made of ink and skin and hair A thistle, a heart beating Fluttering and feeling; all fair A waist of which to hold To caress, to admire And what comes below Ignites the fire Legs that walk a thousand miles And a fabulous **** too Enjoy being 30 and a year wiser In your gorgeous birthday suit
Just the trick for my imaginary lover's 30th birthday