Listen my children And you shall hear How the USA Went suddenly queer. Not the kind of Gays making love But the kind the where hate Rained down from above.
First there was Tricky **** A special kind of an *** Who robbed our fine country Of any appearance of class. Carter tried as hard as he could In one term to put it all back But all too soon started smoothly Reagan lied him off the track.
With our economy in ruin Reagan slunk off in fame With voters with half a mind Blindly, they fell for his game. Eight long years later, then, And we were nearly broke With stupid citizens old and young Still falling for the joke.
So, Clinton showed up and made The Great Prevaricator look sick. After seven years of fixing things The GOP went after his ****. Since they couldn’t fault his success They really had no quarrel, They made a manufactured stink About Big Billy’s morals.
The Great Republican Lie Machine Hyped up on twisted success Decided things would be better If their pet monkey made a mess. So, they bought him an election And the Middle East rebelled So much that a few insane terrorists Sent us a day of hell.
The second Bush, the monkey A semi-literate hack, To legitimize his father, chose The wrong country to attack. He decided Sadam Hussein Would be his choice of foil. We were not meant to notice It was all about cheap oil.
Dubya started a war, The Great Instigator That is still going on today And it’s fourteen years later. Hiding behind blind patriotism His band of merry crooks Robbed and pillaged us all And threw out all the books.
The Constitution meant nothing In the Second Bush’s D.C. He and his accomplices Made short work of liberty. The attitude was we deserved The ******* that we all got Because GOP were statesmen And the rest of them were not.
As ridiculous as that sounds The public ate it all up. They happily drank and swallowed The hemlock in the cup. Not content with Dubya’s brand Of sedition and of ruin, GOP sewed seeds of greed And knew what they were doing.
Hand-elected judges Dubya left in the smoking wreck Of a country that had become An albatross on its own neck. Suddenly the laws of the land That gave us a meager say Were sneakily nullified Behind chants of USA, USA! .
Right now in the USA Only money is king. Right, wrong, good, bad They don’t mean a thing. As long as bucks and lobbyists Are left in the picture America will choke to death On the toxic mixture.
Barack Obama got elected With promises that we can Fix what had been stolen Of freedom in this land. For six long years he tried With Republicreeps on his back To get our ailing economy Back on a healthy track.
And when he had done it, GOP lies weren’t quite enough, They shut down the government And made conditions rough. The Supreme Court decided Rich Corporations were due The advantages of human beings And tax deductions too.
And then the Supremes removed All chance of a reprieve Five ninths voted that people Could discriminate if they believed In their heart that someone else Deserved their rights to be ignored. Suddenly the Supreme Court Was where bigotry was stored.
So, tens of millions of dollars And hatred right in our faces The outrages began to rise Like strife between the races So bad that Obama had to Do what Dubya did so badly. He made some Presidential edicts And he did so quite gladly.
Suddenly we had health insurance Gays could finally get married. Even the Supremes back that up A vote for equality was carried. The GOP decided then Led by a lunatic fringe, To take the Congress on a spree A drunk with power binge.
They voted to shut the country down They wanted charge of our bodies. It’s almost like they wanted the right To put cameras in the potties. They hid behind the Cross of Christ Quoting things he did not say And that is where things are To this sad embarrassing day.
We aren’t out of the Middle East, That’s part of the horse trading That goes on in the public swap Of D.C we are all wading. We have felt the boot of power Bring down its mindless stomp. We’re up to our *** in alligators And the GOP drained the swamp!