Wear a bathrobe when beating the keyboard, when borrowing words from your muse; Let the stale air in the dim room form as fragrant beads of sweat, thick with whiskey, on your brow Wonder if what you're writing is poetry or **** Proceed to not care and write, write, write baby because at the end of it all, when the words are used up and you've sobered up, someone will tell you it's **** and someone will tell you it's gold But you don't give a ****, do you? You just reach for the whiskey bottle and ask your muse for some more Netflix and chill But hey, wear that bathrobe; it gives you character