If I were you, then who'd be I? It seems, no matter HOW I try, I can't see how it could be true, That there could BE a ME and YOU, If I were you, or you were I.
A light-hearted poem that came to me in the shower. Vaguely inspired by the poetry of that sagacious bear: Winnie the Pooh. A.A. Milne's stories about the House at Pooh Corner were great favorites of mine during my childhood.