My brother, Jake, He had what it takes; Shaved when he was eight, Strong as a boa snake. He had hair Like Ringo Starr, But played guitar Like Ravi on sitar.
My brother, Jake, He grew to six foot eight; He had arms like legs, Muscles like beer kegs. He was fast, With a ball, His speed could do it all. And he could speak, Like a priest, He kept us all enthralled. His wit, It was quick, And sharp as a paring knife: He was funny, He was cruel, And well thought of at school.
My brother, Jake, Had a running streak Up his back, At the sign Of any trouble, He left on the double, That's my brother, Jake.
So you see, As I see, Size is allegory. Jake's stature May bring rapture, But he's a little man to me.