nothin's sacred

XD If you offer Moses porkchops And Ghandi t-bone steaks An Amish woman lightbulbs You have what it takes! If fish ain't on the menu For a Catholic's Friday meal And you fast on a Fat Wednesday You're the real deal! If at a Mosque you're dancing While they're bowing to the east If you use a salad fork To eat the main course feast At Episcopal church functions Then don't give a dime At Joel Osteen's mega-church Man, you're right on time! Non-religious offenders Really should unite! Just do what comes naturally! Don't give up the fight! Far from being reverent Take it one step more! Diss ol' jolly Santa While looting big box stores! But watch the gays and lesbians! Jokes we won't allow! Or political gurus and women *For those are sacred cows!* SoulSurvivor (C) 10/9/2013

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