Out for a late night walk with my friend
But he takes his sweet time, will this walk ever end?
He sniffs every inch, on his nose he depends
But his walk feels like it just won't ever end
I can try to imagine, and I can try to pretend
But this walk with my dog will not come to an end
Refusing to budge and disputing a bend
This walk with Li'l Rudy won't come to an end
If I type this all out, I bet this **** will trend
That is, if this walk ever comes to an end