I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ***. I told them that I didn't want that to happen, I told them that I was going to pass. But they said it was too late because I'd already signed the papers that allowed them to treat me. But I didn't want a camera up my ***, I would've rather that they used baseball bats to beat me. They shoved the camera up my *** and it went in deep. It really hurt because the idiots forgot to put me to sleep. I cussed those ******* out and they said that they didn't like my attitude. But they disliked it even more when they had to pay me two million bucks after I sued.
This poem is only half fictional. I really did have a Colonoscopy in 2010 and I'm having to have another one next week.