bae decided that he wouldn't go
to the show just because he feels low
the flu is about him, he has aches
but that doesn't mean he has to be late

I'm sad as heck for bae being sick
he's annoying, my bae not named ****
he won't stop txting me weird things
I wish he could have normal thinks

stop turning minnows into whales
stop telling such outlandish tales
I told him to please not go to bed
but he decides to be sick instead