He lived under his mother roof, and
every morning he gobbled down her food
until his stomach was sickly full.
He smelled like **** and cheese
sweating bits of fish and chips,
light years ago he used to be the biggest tease.
He spent most of the time on the couch
day in, day out.
he morphed into such a grouch.
Gravity was strong with his mass,
his huge *** made a huge stamp
day after day watching the same crap.
Countless hours watching TV,
reality shows, **** and glee
************ his only ecstasy.