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I Sat with a Cat in My Lap

I sat with a cat in my lap.

This cat is having a nap.

I wish she'd get off me,

I have to go ***

This cat in my lap should ****

 

This kitty is itty & bitty.

She jumped up to where I was sitting.

She needs to get down,

I'm wearing a frown.

My bladder is making me giddy.

 

So here I sit like a twit.

My lap must be made of catnip.

My need is so great

But she just won't vacate.

This cat in my lap should get.

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Written by
OoWah
37 / M / Canadian
Published
Apr 5, 2011
Lines·Words
15·92
Notes

The cat's name was Mystery, by the way.

© 2011  J.J.W. Coyle

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#coffee#funny#kitty#cat#pets#lap
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