what the television doesn't you
by nebraska-sinclair
Love is beautiful
Patience and kind
Movie star kisses
Making passionate love
Paints a pretty picture
But lets get down to the nitty gritty
Sex is fucking good
Rough and passionate
But the next day can be filled with regret
The next fucking day is plan b
And why don't people pee after sex on the television?
Thats a urinary tract infection waiting to happen
Or yeast infection
What the televison doesn't t tell you
you can get hpv with a condom on
Hpv leads to cancer
(but not all strands- you still got hope)
maybe a chance you already have hpv
Because almost every sexually active person will have it at one point in their life
What the television doesnt tell you
after anal some girls will have to take a huge shit
And most girls don't like anal
It hurts every fucking time
What the television doesn't tell you
how to use proper protection
That you can be rubbed raw
Get a hernia during sex
Sometimes its pretty fucking bad sex
Its not pretty
It can be awkward
It can be silly
and you do not need to act sexy
What the telly doesn't tell you
Is how it doesn't matter about the age you loose it but when you have the emotional intelligence to go through with it
Even then you do not know that you have opened Pandora's box
You do not know what you think you know
The specialist are still figuring out sexual hygiene
So the next time you watch the television and you see the porn stars or teen lovers
It is not so easy
Sex is complicated
But can be good and worth it with the right person
No matter what age or relation